The Kneel-Down Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.