The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.