The Snap Count Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.