The Bad Snap Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.