The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
82%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.