The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.