The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allen throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.