The Bad Snap Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Every deep ball Allen throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.