The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.