The Sack Spiral Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.