The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.