The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
92%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.