The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.