The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.