The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Every deep ball Allen throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.