The Sack Spiral Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.