The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.