The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.