The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.