The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.