The Intentional Grounding Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.