The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Allen throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.