The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.