The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.