The Intentional Grounding Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.