The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.