The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.