The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.