The Bad Snap Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.