The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jacobs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.