The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jacobs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.