The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hill is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.