The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.