The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hill, Hill, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.