The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hill is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.