The Hamstring Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Every deep ball Fields throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.