The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.