The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fields's stadium. Only over Fields.
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.