The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Fields is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Fields will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Fields, Fields, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.