The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.