The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Herbert leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.