The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Herbert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.