The Intentional Grounding Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Herbert drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.