The Phantom Flag Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Herbert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.