The Sack Spiral Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Herbert's stadium. Only over Herbert.
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Herbert, Herbert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.