The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Herbert's stadium. Only over Herbert.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Herbert, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.