The Bad Snap Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Herbert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Herbert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.