The Kneel-Down Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Herbert, that's a flag." Herbert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Herbert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.