The Sack Spiral Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Herbert throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Herbert drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.