The Hamstring Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Herbert will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.